Stephen Baldwin is a Wackjob

This link gets its own post because Stephen Baldwin is just that much of a wackjob.

Behold: Let's play the unlikely martyrdom scenario game!

From The Onion AV Club

From The Onion: Confused Sumerians

Sumerians Look On In Confusion As Christian God Creates World.

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Church Canceled Due To Lack Of God

The Onion on The Constitution

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

My favorite bit: Mortensen's passion for safeguarding the elaborate fantasy world in which his conception of the Constitution resides is greatly respected by his likeminded friends and relatives, many of whom have been known to repeat his unfounded assertions verbatim when angered.

Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs

Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs Ineffective At Combating Teen Obesity

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Oh, hey! I have a blog.

Looks like I'll start posting here again. Health update to follow. Until then, enjoy this report from The Onion:

Studies Show Alternative Medicine Ineffective


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From The Onion: Intelligent Falling

This is a few years old but it's worth bringing up again:

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory


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From The Onion: Earthquake Deniers

San Francisco Historians Condemn 1906 Earthquake Deniers


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Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As It Looks On TV

Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As It Looks On TV

From The Onion: Genetic Experiment Goes Horribly Right

Genetic Experiment Goes Horribly Right

From The Onion: Medical Payoff Scheme Smashed!

Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors' Treatment Of Colds

Medical Breakthrough of the Century!

From The Onion Radio News

And now a word from China's Andy Rooney

When The Onion is on they really nail it:


China's Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

It's gotta be hard to be a skeptic in China.

Special Bonus Article: I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

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